Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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