I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
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