I hate your face
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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