Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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