Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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