Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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