Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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