YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
try to milk me bitch
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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