so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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