I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Someone came in the potted fern
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Randomize
