Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Michael Bay diarrhea
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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