Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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