I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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