You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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