So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
my poor anus
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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