oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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