Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Randomize
