i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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