That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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