Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Randomize
