I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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