it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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