Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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