Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Well I just put wine in my tea
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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