Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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