Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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