and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
