I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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