I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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