This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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