i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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