is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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