you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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