i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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