Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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