drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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