taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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