What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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