I need help removing her.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Randomize
