You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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