im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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