Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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