how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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