direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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