She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
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