ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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