You just made me feel so damn special
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I need to align my fucking chakras
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