Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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