I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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