Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
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