I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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