Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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