So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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