I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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